It's a fine day!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Insane duo plans translated in english by @/Cucurucho_cuzao on Twitter because i see some people don’t understanding their plans because of the language barrier
“You’re literally in the pocket of Big KELP, you’re not a fucking communist you piece of shit!” - Slimecicle, 2023
how has foolish’s character arc evolved to having a parasocial relationship with cucurucho and trying to use his political campaign as an means to spend more time with them
I’m going to be dramatic once again but can the qsmp admins and Quackity stop with talking about killing the eggs? No but for real, if they’re tired of it or want to end the event, they have an easy way out without upsetting anyone: make the eggs leave. Go back to the “dragon”. Whatever. The very first video about the egg event told them that the “dragon” would give a reward to the parent(s) who had the happiest egg. Go that route??? So that no one gets upset. I’d much rather have the eggs leave and we never know their fate afterward than to straight up kill them, just saying.
I don’t think ElQuackity’s plan is gonna work. I’m actually sure of it. The way he said all his plans out loud so we know what he’s gonna do, is because it’s NOT meant to work.
But i’m still fucking terrified. Leo went down because of explosions yesterday 2 times, and she was also the reason why Quackity didn’t blow up the wedding venue during the ceremony.
That’s too much fucking foreshadowing. I’m not scared that she dies because “that’s how the lore is meant to go”, but i’m scared because if ElQuackity actually blows stuff up but the eggs are not actually meant to die from it, accidentally someone still could die if they stand too close it. And we know how clumsy Leo can be, especially if she won’t wear her armour.
ElQuackity really does want to kill the eggs, so he will try his best to do so, and while i do believe his plan is not gonna work, i have a feeling if we’re losing an egg on sunday, it’s gonna be Leo.
Oh yeah, and obviously cc!Quackity is not dumb, so he wouldn’t just ruin something so many people love (aka kill the eggs)
The way Charlie described Gegg to forever makes it sounds like Gegg is some kind of parasite, and the implications of that are absolutely terrifying but oh so intruiging
one of my fav things in the qsmp so far are the cultural differences in MINECRAFT. like I thought roier was just being funny when yelling about slime breaking his windows but apparently it’s a BIG BIG rule in hispanic series to not break blocks of other people’s houses/open doors and the english ccs just go Fuck It We Ball.
Lmaooo the poor people in charge of the QSMP plot must have an interesting time in the background as their job is to promote conflict so the players have something to react to. And you know what they get for their efforts?
Cellbit blasting through their insanely hard ARG in two weeks, Foolish and Aypierre skipping huge chunks of their puzzles through clever use of game mechanics, and everyone being so friendly and communication-oriented that any chance of internal conflict driving the plot is slim to nil because they keep talking about their problems and solving things maturely and with good faith. Interpersonal disputes get resolved in like, a few days! Tops!
Even the egg event has had a wrench thrown into it because people fell so in love with the eggs that they are just part of the server now. Pomme has two lives and that’s just a thing. They can’t kill her, lol, everyone is working too hard and with too much cohesiveness to allow anything to happen. Code monster sweeps in and it’s boom, just an immediate 1 v 7.
I love the Q-mmunication smp with all my heart but man, from an admin perspective, they must be constantly screaming.
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think “at least 3” is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are